Super-Sleepy Head

Turns out, MAM is past the age of being a chipper, early riser. If I had known the days would be fleeting, I would have enjoyed those early wake up calls more. Because now?? It’s how I imagine wrestling a teenager out of bed will be in 10 years. 

The darkness in the evening helps a little bit, but wow, mornings are tough these days for her. 
Bedtime is getting earlier, and I’m waking her up at a consistent time, but she is fighting it every step of the way. *IF* I could let her stay up til 10 and sleep until 9 every day I would (and did this summer), but I can’t. 
School starts at 8:30, and in one short month I’ll be back to work and we’ll be having to leave the house at 7:30, her current wake up time!! 
I am soliciting any and all advice on the subject–I’m beginning to dread mornings now too! 

Oh the influences of others (real or imaginary)…

There are phrases that I’ve tried to avoid using with MAM. Most of them are related to bodily functions–right now, the “F” word is not in her vocabulary–gas, as we like to call it, is a verb and a noun and everything in between. 

“I gassed you, Mama!” 
“I smell gas! Who gassed?”
 
You get the idea. So much nicer than the “F” word, don’t you think?? 
Along the same lines, we’ve always referred to our rears around here as “bottoms”. Just a little more polite. We even have a hilarious video of BgK and MAM sledding down a hill, hitting a bump and BgK screaming, “my boootttooommmmm!!!” Which, I do have to say, is hysterical. 
So imagine my surprise when she came home from school yesterday and says, “Dominic says, ‘My butt!! My butt!!’ “while pointy to her own little tushy. What’s more disturbing? We are pretty sure Dominic is imaginary, as there is no Dominic enrolled in the entire school, and her teacher can’t figure out to whom she could possibly be referring. Which then leads to, who, exactly, enlightened my daughter as to the whereabouts of her butt? Is Dominic going to be the scape goat of the class now, taking the fall for all of the real children she’s surrounded by so that no one else gets in trouble? I may need to see if anyone else goes home talking about Dominic…..
What have your kids come home with in these first few weeks of school??? 

And Now, She is Three


This morning, MAM woke up knowing full-well it was, in fact, her “birstday”. She is three. No longer a toddler even, really. I stopped counting her age in months many moons ago. She’s got the potty training thing down now, and accidents are few and far between.

Here she is, ready for a day at the track. She’s wearing her “track hat” -she knows the logo is for the race track and insists on bringing it every time we go. She also knows you wear a pass around your neck, so there you have her ready for suite action.

Now that she’s three, she knows about birthdays, knows that there are candles and cakes and presents involved.

She’s much, much more a preschooler than I probably want to admit.
How much of a preschooler is she?

Putting the “meet your teacher” date for next week and her school supply list aside along with her school polo shirt, this is how much of a preschooler she is:
I want my own computer for my birstday!”

“Look it’s a map ball!” Me: “Honey, that’s called a globe.” “Well, it’s like a ball.”

Her speech and expressions are just too much some days. For the record, if you ask her, she’s wearing khaki shorts in that photo above. Not tan or brown, but khaki.

How much of a preschooler is she?

She’s outgrown her 5-point harness car seat. Literally, she’s outgrown the height specifications. So for her birstday, she got a brand new booster seat that’s supposed to fit her for the next 17″ of growth. Anyone placing bets as to how long this one lasts???

How much of a preschooler is she?

She’s always on the hunt for friends. Anyone under 4 feet tall will do. She’s also calling me her best friend, which, of course, means that she can stay a preschooler forever in my book.

Happy 3rd Birthday, sweet, sweet girl of mine!