1) Buy too much for your munchkin sized freezer, so that every time your husband opens it, weird things fall all over the place. All the food in this picture? Fit in a cooler that would hold 18 cans. That’s how small this freezer was.
2) Put his favorite items in the back of the fridge, requiring him to send out a search party for queso, since the light hasn’t worked since 2008. Also, put the beer in the opaque drawers on the bottom of the fridge. You know–the drawers where everything drips into, and the drawers where wilted cilantro goes to die.
3) Eventually, just refuse to go grocery shopping until a new fridge arrives. I announced this last night at dinner.
This afternoon, this arrived. If you need me, I’ll be alphabetizing my condiments and making little beds for my produce in my new food hotel.
12 Replies to “How to Get a New Fridge in Three Easy Steps”
It’s so BEAUTIFUL!
oh thank you…it’s been a LONG time coming! Next up: new range. I think if I stop cooking, eventually he may agree to that too!
Whoo hoo! Very exciting stuff! And look how nicely it fits into the allotted refrigerator spot in the kitchen! Has that boy pulled himself up on it to admire his reflection yet?
I know we talked about it, but I hardly dared to hope your dream would come true.
I cannot believe you can see yourself so clearly now!!!
Tell me, what’s her name? She’s a beaut! Congratulations on the new addition. If you ever sell this place and move, Ms. Fridge must move with you.
Give her a big kiss for me. NO DON”T. You’ll have to buff her again…
He LOVES to pull up on the freezer door, and just smiles like a madman!!
I’m thinking maybe Francesca?!? I feel like it needs to start with an Fr for some reason, and Frankie just isn’t sassy enough for such a shiny new toy!!!
Oh what a gorgeous new fridge! I think I am jealous. Hehehe, I was laughing about your description of the drawers being a place where wilted cilantro goes to die.
OMG i am so in love! i thought i loved my shiny fridge but yours is so much prettier!
i drive husband crazy because i shine my fridge every wednesday without fail. but it’s cathartic and if i don’t do it the fingerprints drive me crazy but its so worth it!
It is so bee-YOU-ti-ful!!!! (And is it a sign of old age if I’m rhapsodizing about a refrigerator? Who cares… it really IS nice. I’m a tad green. But my produce is not – cuz it’s wilted and brown.)
Gorgeous! I busted a gut when you mentioned alphabetizing your condiments and making beds for your produce… that is exactly what I would be doing. And then I would bask in the shine off that beautiful door!
OMG I’m in love with your fridge! So you’re saying all I have to do is refuse to shop til I get a new fridge?!? Somehow I don’t think that will work, lol he’ll probably end doing the shopping himself!
The new fridge looks great!!! Enjoy your food hotel!!!
*Good tips on how to get a new one!!! lol