This morning I found this headline on the front page of the local paper.
The article once again proves that the idea perhaps licensing parents like we license drivers would not be a bad thing. I mean, seriously. I’ve known really smart 3 year olds–ones who could easily get out of their homes. You know what their parents did?? They got door alarms, locks their kids couldn’t reach, drilled into their kids YOU DO NOT GO OUT THE DOOR WITH OUT ME, oh–and they watched their kids. Of course, the people of whom I speak also wake up when their kids wake up, dress them for the weather/season, don’t let their kids eat off of the floor, and I’m pretty sure they don’t have shit on their walls either. Seriously. so saddening and maddening.